“For the first time in the last year, I feel like the glass is half full,” he stated. “And I’m pretty sure that’s water. It doesn’t smell like bleach.”
However the “Late Show” host’s enthusiasm was tempered by the information out of Florida, the place footage confirmed spring breakers partying in packed bars and eating places.
“Florida!” Colbert stated, shaking his fist. “I know what’s going on our nation’s tombstone.”
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